Question. When is a pig not a chop? Answer. When it’s a Micropig.

I should really be celebrating the fortune of birth that this latest entry to the animal pop charts has benefited from. Instead though, being a cup half empty kind of guy,  I’m musing on the unfair treatment of their larger cousin, the pig (pictured left), or you may know them by the latin name I’ve just made up, Porcus Grandus.